1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your bosss car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game.
(e) [...]

the man is invincible…

and this is one hell of a body varial

I cant embed this video for some reason but it is definitely the creme of the crop…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWLbu1wIIEo