All the hot girls get off at 14th! The conductor should just say all smokin hot girls de-train now :o)

Beware of the random meeting in the morning, it leaves you with 12 minutes of awkward conversation while you shout above the clatter. Everyone else can hear that neither of you care.

Don’t you love the guy who takes up 3 seats. One for his bags, one for his large ass and one to sit spread eagle? He then pretends to be asleep so he doesn’t have to surrender his hard won territory.

How about the folks that stand in front of the doors. They rush to make the train and then stop 6 inches inside the car. That’s quite alright though because no one else wants to get on, I’m virtually sure of it!

Ever notice the 30 year old wanna be punk emo broad. She has Avril blaring through her headphones so loud that I can hear skater boy rattling off her teeth. I should have been an otolaryngologist (oh-toh-layr-ehn-GOL-luh-jist) HAHA or maybe an audiologist. The funny thing is, she is wearing gucci glasses and wearing her hot pink wellington boots. Where is the emo in that?

More to come as I experience life in the fast lane…