The Bourne Supremacy

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

I’m not really sure where all this Norris crap is coming from… I think he is controlling my thoughts just because… either way its more evidence that “Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”
Chuck’s “Farewell to Walker” Letter
Dear Friends:
I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back [...]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his [...]

Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer [...]

Dan Osman

Dean Potter

Sonnie Trotter

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