I dont really remember what Rocky number we are at now. I think that maybe Stallone couldn’t count any higher than 6 so he started making two word movies.In his defense, roman numerals are a bit confusing. That would explain Rocky Balboa that recently hit the theaters. What I can’t explain is how 3 days later, it came out on dvd. Who made that brilliant decision. If 5 people went to see it in the theater, you can bet that it wont be a cult classic on dvd.

Well anyways my fiendish plan is to save an entire generation from having to sit through 36 hours of HGH fueled slow mo’ boxing and fake phillyness. OK OK the yo’s are really really funny… if you get a kick out of them, watch this.

Enter this clip from youtube… It personally has given me back 3 hours of my life this week alone. I just don’t feel the need to watch SPIKE tv anymore. I’m free to surf the rest of my 780 channels of glorious cableus digitalus.